[Fwd] Best Reasons to Allow Drinking on the Job

• It's an incentive to show up.
• It reduces stress.
• It leads to more honest communications.
• It reduces complaints about low pay.
• It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
• Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
• It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
• It encourages carpooling.
• Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
• It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
• It makes fellow employees look better.
• It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
• Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
• Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.