Saturday 31 May 2008

[Fwd] Best Reasons to Allow Drinking on the Job

  • It's an incentive to show up.
  • It reduces stress.
  • It leads to more honest communications.
  • It reduces complaints about low pay.
  • It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
  • Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
  • It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
  • It encourages carpooling.
  • Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
  • It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
  • It makes fellow employees look better.
  • It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
  • Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
  • Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

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